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| Exclusive Lifetime Member Name: Paul Last Online: 10-23-2009 01:00 PM iTrader: (58) Join Date: Dec 2007
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Country: | This is pretty cute A woman takes a lover home during the day while >her husband is at work. >Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, >sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. > >The woman's husband also comes home. >She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing >that the little boy is in there already. > >The little boy says, "Dark in here." >The man says, "Yes, it is." >Boy: "I have a baseball." >Man: "That's nice" >Boy: "Want to buy it?" >Man: "No, thanks." >Boy: "My Dad's outside." >Man: "OK, how much?" >Boy: "$250" > >In the next few weeks, it happens again that the >boy and the lover are in the closet together. > >Boy: "Dark in here." >Man: "Yes, it is." >Boy: "I have a baseball glove." >The lover, remembering the last time, >asks the boy, How much?" >Boy: "$750" >Man: "Sold." > >A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab >your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." >The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." > >The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?" >Boy: "$1,000" > >The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your >friends like that...that is way more than those two >things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession." > >They go to the church and the Dad makes the little >boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door. > >The boy says, "Dark in here." >The priest says, "Don't start that shit again; >you're in my closet now.",
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| Senior Exclusive Member Name: Simon Last Online: Yesterday 04:34 PM iTrader: (67) Join Date: Dec 2005
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