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**scorpio** · 02-24-2007, 02:02 AM

Who is the real guru ???? The Student or The Teacher????

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didnt Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and wierd with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96

**kwok** · 03-15-2007, 05:32 PM

Very funny

Choice e) All of the above.

**RareIQ** · 03-30-2007, 08:47 AM

good'un

**freeconnect2000** · 03-30-2007, 10:10 AM

Very Funny....They had a 25% chance of getting it right...not bad odds really..

**fkrule** · 03-31-2007, 03:45 AM

lol what a clever guy

**DaJackel** · 03-31-2007, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeconnect2000

Very Funny....They had a 25% chance of getting it right...not bad odds really..

Not 25%.

4/4 * 1/4 * 1/4 * 1/4 = 1.6% chance.

Edit:
Great joke though.

**lowco2525** · 03-31-2007, 10:45 AM

Haha, good joke.

**aZooZa** · 04-01-2007, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaJackel

Not 25%.

4/4 * 1/4 * 1/4 * 1/4 = 1.6% chance.

Quite so!

Great joke!

Banned: AlienGG · 04-01-2007, 03:24 AM

very old.

**aZooZa** · 04-01-2007, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aliengg

very old.

02-24-2007, 02:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
scorpio Former DNF A D M I N Last Online: 11-23-2009 02:29 AM iTrader: (116) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,551 DNF$: 34,273 Location: Jaipur Country:	The Real Guru Who is the real guru ???? The Student or The Teacher???? One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didnt Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and wierd with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS ) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right .....!!! True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96

03-15-2007, 05:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
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03-30-2007, 08:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
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03-30-2007, 10:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
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03-31-2007, 03:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
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04-01-2007, 03:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
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