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    Short Joke :)

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the
    end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

    Lady 1: What's that?

    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Lady 1: Where did you get it?

    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
    announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
    is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
    she prefers.

    "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

    The pharmacist fainted.

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    Re: Short Joke :)

    condoms are versatile
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    Re: Short Joke :)

    Lmao!!!

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    Re: Short Joke :)

    lol
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    Re: Short Joke :)

    thats so funny i had to read it again.......they should make it into a commerical

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