I was bored so I was reading a joke site and thought I would share. There are tons but thought I would only post a few.


How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.


How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.


How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.


How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.