First of all, I have to say hello! This is my very first post on this incredible board. I am a webmaster and have been since FrontPage 98 came out. It's a honour to be here.

I told these jokes to some old guy at a bar a few years ago, and he didn't like the second one, at all.

These are pick-up line jokes.

#1
You go up to a girl and ask her if she want's to play 'Thanksgiving'. She'll ask, 'What is that?' and you reply, 'You squat and I'll gobble.'.

#2
You go up to a girl and ask her if she want's to play 'Pearl Harbor'. She'll ask, 'What is that?' and you reply, 'I'll lie down and you blow the shit outta me!'.

When I finished the second one there, this old, fat man that I was telling them to stood up and started yelling at me about how he lost a friend at Pearl Harbor! I thought he was gonna hit me. I don't tell that one at bars anymore.

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