Sonnawa*****!

[tekz999]

Dear Signor Diretorre,

Now I am tella you the story how i was treated at your hotella.
I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a younga man at
your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep
with no shit in my bed?! I call down the recepcione and tella: "I wanna
shit". They tell me "Go the toillett". I say "No, no I wanna shit in my
bed". They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawa*****". What
is a sonnawa*****?!

I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two
pisses of toast. I get only one pisse of toast. I tella waitress and
pointa of toast - "I wanna piss". She tella me "Go to the toillet". I say
"No , no I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me "you bloody fella
not piss on the plate, you sonnawa*****". Second person who do not even
know me and calle me sonnawa*****!! What is a sonnawa*****!??

Later I go dinner into ristorante. spoon and knifeis laid out but no
fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fock" and she tella me " Sure everybody
wanna fock". I tella her " No, no you dont understand me " I wanna fock on
the table". She then tella me " So you sonnawa*****, wanna fock on the
table? Get your ass out of here".

So I go to the recepcione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in this
hotella no more. When i have pay the billa, the porter say to me "Thank
you, and peace on you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawa*****". I go
back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawa*****.

Like it? DNF$ GOGO

[opportunitymagic]

Okay, I liked it, an laughed dnf$ donated

[Latic]

wait a minute!!! FRAUDSTER!!!

Thats an english Club song!!!!!

Called 'I dont need this sh*t!'

[tekz999]

No! It's a letter from Italy!!
you Sonnawa*****!

[Latic]

hehe, i'd rip the tune off a cd and put it on here....



If it werent illegal!!!

[Banned: register]

dnf$ donated

[tekz999]

This is best joke ok~!

[Tony]

lol...

[TexasFilly]

that's funny! dn$ submitted! thanks for the laugh!