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| 41 LLL.nets For $35k! Last Online: Yesterday 09:27 PM iTrader: (318) Join Date: Jun 2003
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DNF$: 18,534 Location: Hong Kong
Country: | Dear Signor Diretorre, Now I am tella you the story how i was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a younga man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed?! I call down the recepcione and tella: "I wanna shit". They tell me "Go the toillett". I say "No, no I wanna shit in my bed". They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawa*****". What is a sonnawa*****?! I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast. I get only one pisse of toast. I tella waitress and pointa of toast - "I wanna piss". She tella me "Go to the toillet". I say "No , no I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me "you bloody fella not piss on the plate, you sonnawa*****". Second person who do not even know me and calle me sonnawa*****!! What is a sonnawa*****!?? Later I go dinner into ristorante. spoon and knifeis laid out but no fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fock" and she tella me " Sure everybody wanna fock". I tella her " No, no you dont understand me " I wanna fock on the table". She then tella me " So you sonnawa*****, wanna fock on the table? Get your ass out of here". So I go to the recepcione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When i have pay the billa, the porter say to me "Thank you, and peace on you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawa*****". I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawa*****. Like it? DNF$ GOGO ![]()
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Country: | Re: Sonnawa*****! Okay, I liked it, an laughed dnf$ donated
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| 41 LLL.nets For $35k! Last Online: Yesterday 09:27 PM iTrader: (318) Join Date: Jun 2003
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DNF$: 18,534 Location: Hong Kong
Country: | Re: Sonnawa*****! No! It's a letter from Italy!! you Sonnawa*****!
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| RBS consultant Name: Wanda Cox Last Online: 10-10-2009 04:11 PM iTrader: (12) Join Date: Nov 2002
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Country: | Re: Sonnawa*****! that's funny! dn$ submitted! thanks for the laugh!
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