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    Talking Sonnawa*****!

    Dear Signor Diretorre,

    Now I am tella you the story how i was treated at your hotella.
    I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a younga man at
    your hotella.

    When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep
    with no shit in my bed?! I call down the recepcione and tella: "I wanna
    shit". They tell me "Go the toillett". I say "No, no I wanna shit in my
    bed". They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawa*****". What
    is a sonnawa*****?!

    I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two
    pisses of toast. I get only one pisse of toast. I tella waitress and
    pointa of toast - "I wanna piss". She tella me "Go to the toillet". I say
    "No , no I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me "you bloody fella
    not piss on the plate, you sonnawa*****". Second person who do not even
    know me and calle me sonnawa*****!! What is a sonnawa*****!??

    Later I go dinner into ristorante. spoon and knifeis laid out but no
    fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fock" and she tella me " Sure everybody
    wanna fock". I tella her " No, no you dont understand me " I wanna fock on
    the table". She then tella me " So you sonnawa*****, wanna fock on the
    table? Get your ass out of here".

    So I go to the recepcione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in this
    hotella no more. When i have pay the billa, the porter say to me "Thank
    you, and peace on you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawa*****". I go
    back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawa*****.

    Like it? DNF$ GOGO

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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    Okay, I liked it, an laughed dnf$ donated
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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    wait a minute!!! FRAUDSTER!!!

    Thats an english Club song!!!!!

    Called 'I dont need this sh*t!'


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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    No! It's a letter from Italy!!
    you Sonnawa*****!

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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    hehe, i'd rip the tune off a cd and put it on here....



    If it werent illegal!!!

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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    dnf$ donated

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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    This is best joke ok~!

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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    lol...

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    Re: Sonnawa*****!

    that's funny! dn$ submitted! thanks for the laugh!

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