Sr Citizens

[QuantumBeam]

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth

anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old

neighbor-hood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school.

It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd

shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of

an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked

it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she

counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars!

Andy said, "We have to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money

back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the

neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that

fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, because he's in the

beginning stages of Alzheimer's."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, Sally and I were walking home

from school yesterday. . ."

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says,

"We're outta here."

[thewird]

hahaha.

thewird