Surgeons' perspectives

[Dale Hubbard]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I Like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to Operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable.

[Acro]

Excellent!

[bdss]

lol...brilliant one

[scorpio]

Every Politician, When he leaves office, ought to go straight to jail and serve his time.....

[petrosc]

lol

[tekz999]

HAHAHHAHAHA
same as what we say in Hong Kong..

Your butt is created in the brain. Your brain is created in the butt.

[katherine]

Very nice one... They should frame this at the Capitol