Tea Bagger Proof that Obama is a Terrorist/Socialist by Mad Magazine

[Infoproliferati]

I read this comic article in the current mad magazine issue and I laughed so hard at the bookstore that I started getting those angry looks. A lady working on her laptop kept on giving me that eye discipline as if she'd smack me if I didn't behave.

Tea Bagger Proof that Obama is a Terrorist/Socialist by Stan Sinberg and Hermann Mejia

- He made the stock market go up 40% in his first year so that companies will be worth more when the federal government takes them over.

- He captured and killed many top Taliban and Al Qaeda members so he can lead the Taliban and Al Qaeda

- He reads from the teleprompter where he just repeats whatever unknown, unseen operators order him to say.

- He improved the school lunch program because well-fed kids concentrate better and are easier to indoctrinate into his socialist agenda.

- He's purposely driving Tea Party members crazy so they'll destroy America for him.

- He gave his Nobel Peace Prize money to charity because he hates rich people and doesn't want to become one.

- He's offering universal health care to produce more healthy workers who will work for the state.

- He goes out of his way to be personable, attractive and likeable so people won't notice all his startling resemblances to Hitler.

- His beautiful wife and two lovely daughters nefariously divert attention from his plot to subvert traditional family values.

- He is trying to reverse global warming so terrorists can hide big explosive devices under their winter coats without arousing suspicion.

- He's using stimulus money to rebuild the country's roads and bridges so terrorists will have more targets to destroy.

- He advocates overturning "Don't ask don't tell" so soldiers will spend so much time "asking and telling" that they won't pay attention when terrorists attack the country.

- He is a terrorist/socialist because Sarah Palin said so.


Gotta love Mad magazine. Just gotta love it.

[Acro]

Mad Magazine was best when Ronald Reagan was president but they can still create some good stuff. Is Spy vs. Spy still published in it?

[Infoproliferati]

Yes it is. I used to love Spy vs Spy as a kid.

[Area52]

Great. I can't wait for the top ten reasons the Black Panthers want to kill white people.
That should really crack you up.

[Gerry]

Yes it is. I used to love Spy vs Spy as a kid.

I am still a fan of it.