DNForum - Domain Sales, Domain Forum, Domain Appraisals, Domain Registrars
HomeRegisterMembershipsGetting StartedDomain Tools Domain EbooksSEO Software Domain Resellers Advertise

Go Back   DNForum - Domain Sales, Domain Forum, Domain Appraisals, Domain Registrars > Gold Forums > Gold Cafe > Humor
Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-22-2009, 10:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
NameIntell.com
 
Johnn's Avatar
 
Last Online: Yesterday 10:13 PM
iTrader: (325)
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 11,585
DNF$: 41,688
Location: Pennsylvania
Country:



Talking Theorem

Theorem

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.
Johnn is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Ads
Old 08-22-2009, 01:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
Platinum Lifetime Member
No Avatar
 
Last Online: 11-20-2009 06:33 PM
iTrader: (87)
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,395
DNF$: 145
Location: san carlos, CA


good one!
__________________
PPC: Highest-paying PPC? PM ME!
Deal of the Day: Bestimplants.net $99
Listen: FREE music at MusicStreaming.org ‹(•¿•)›
ksinclair is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:02 AM.
Copyright @2001-2009 DNForum.com