Things you couldn't say anywhere else...

[draggar]

(Even though this is in humor all of these are true).

I was at a dog show the other day and walked up to a couple. I said to the man that I liked his ***** and if I could run my hands down her to feel her chest.

Of course he said yes and told his female dog to stand still as I ran my hands down her sides - she was in good shape.

Today, I was at the Davie feed store and asked the young lady behind the counter if I could have some T&A. She replied "sure, how much would you like?"

I just said one - so I paid and met the man in the back who had one bale of Timothy Grass and Alfalfa hay for me.

When we were at the south Florida fair and we were in a small tent with an older gentleman. My wife asked him if she could see his cock so she could get an impression of his breeding lines. Of course he whipped out his prized rooster.

[jasdon11]

Originally Posted by draggar

(Even though this is in humor all of these are true).

I was at a dog show the other day and walked up to a couple. I said to the man that I liked his ***** and if I could run my hands down her to feel her chest.

Of course he said yes and told his female dog to stand still as I ran my hands down her sides - she was in good shape.

Today, I was at the Davie feed store and asked the young lady behind the counter if I could have some T&A. She replied "sure, how much would you like?"

I just said one - so I paid and met the man in the back who had one bale of Timothy Grass and Alfalfa hay for me.

When we were at the south Florida fair and we were in a small tent with an older gentleman. My wife asked him if she could see his cock so she could get an impression of his breeding lines. Of course he whipped out his prized rooster.

...which actually was his dick!