three shots of tequila

[QuantumBeam]

Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila
> > > arguing about how tough they are.
> > >
> > > The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just
> > > to eat the rat poison." He slams down his tequila and looks at the
> > > second
> > > mouse.
> > >
> > > The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough
> > > I run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back &
> > > benchpress the killer springed trapwire." He slams down his tequila
> > > and looks at the third mouse.
> > >
> > > The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and
>begins
> > > walking away from the bar.
> > >
> > > The other mice scream, "Oi! Softy!, where do you think you're going?!
> > >
> > > The third mouse replies, "Home to shag the cat."
> > >
> > >
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