Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress...

[Adam Dicker]

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their
eyes ..

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all
night long.


The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had
wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos
and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV
controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

[Jonathan]

Haha, that's great.

[BELLC1]

Reminds me of that other old joke.

High school guys always carry a single condom. They put it in their wallet, hoping someday they'll get lucky. Eventually, a ring appears on the outside of the wallet where the condom has been pressed for so long.

Then there is the college guys and single men. They buy three packs, much more confident in their ability to do it more than once over a weekend.

Then there is the married guys. They purchase condoms by the 12-pack, a full dozen, that is, because it is more economical in bulk and because they use one in January, one in February, one in March...