Women's translations...........

[Dnforumadmin]

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

We need... = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want... = You’ll pay for this later.

We need to talk... = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about’

Do you love me’ = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me’ = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I fat’ = Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!’ = Too late, you’re dead.

Was that the baby’ = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an idiot!

[VisualDigits]

nice

[katherine]

So true

[khuldun]

LOL, i agree, they are so damn true!!