> At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in
> tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers, when a short, well dressed
> and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
>
> After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say
> something to the big Liverpudlian.
>
> Leaning over, he cups his huge ear. "Do you want a b*ow job ?" he
> whispers.
>
> At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and
> smacks the man in the face, knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to
> beat him all the way out of the bar.
>
> Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to
> his seat as if nothing had happened.
>
> Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
>
> "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say
> to you ?"
>
> "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies, "Something about a job."