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Old 06-03-2008, 01:48 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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- you scan ads in newspapers and magazines to see what domains people are using, and judge whether they are good or bad

- when you practice spelling bee words with your kids, you look at the word lists and pick which ones you would like to own in .com

- your daydreams consist of 'what if' scenarios, like going back to the 1990's or 2001/02 and doing what Frank Schilling did.
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Old 06-03-2008, 01:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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- your daydreams consist of 'what if' scenarios, like going back to the 1990's or 2001/02 and doing what Frank Schilling did.
you too?

you know how much [yourname].com costs.
you make money from search engines.
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:02 PM   #23 (permalink)
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you know you're a domainer if ....

your kid's names are>>> Dot, De, and Mobi and your plan is to name your next girl Asia....

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Old 06-03-2008, 02:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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...when an uninformed friend asks you if a particular domain name is available, you say "taken" before they finish the sentence.
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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-when you watch every TV commerical and you wait to see if they plug the website.
Or point out the relative values of each domain that appears in TV commercials to everyone in the room, boring them to tears in the process.....
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:47 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:55 PM   #27 (permalink)
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... you dream of a UDRP for a domain you just purchased and cant sleep for the rest of the night worrying about it :\
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:59 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:04 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Here's my favorite:

No matter where you are or wo you're with, if you here any of these words, you perk up like a wolf waiting for the kill and lose total track of who you're with or what the just said.

domain
domain name
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website
computer
internet
dnforum

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Old 06-03-2008, 03:13 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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... when you see a domain come up in the drop list and think, "Wow! I used to own that!" and then realize you forgot to renew it on time.
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:41 PM   #32 (permalink)
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you know you are a domainer if....

you become a news junkie - with your fingertips poised on your keyboard
and your registrars gateway open while you watch the news...



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Old 06-03-2008, 03:55 PM   #33 (permalink)
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You own the .com domain name of your last two ex girlfriends

You don't have a "real job" just domain parking / buying & selling domains

It takes a LONG TIME to explain EXACTLY what it is you do (I say "online realestate")

You own your own name in .com, .net, .org (Chris - net)

You have recurring nightmares of not renewing your best domain names only to find them then being auctioned off at snapnames or pool for $xxx,xxx ...lol

You automatically know the best typos of any site along with it's approx overture rating & traffic

You have the top keyword bids memorized from google & yahoo lol
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Talking

you hit it off with a girl in a bar, things are looking seriously promising, then you get into too much detail about what it is you do, and then basically talk yourself out of a nail that night.
then end up munching the wrong sort of kebab , at 3am while surfing dnforum when u get back
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:07 PM   #35 (permalink)
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you hit it off with a girl in a bar, things are looking seriously promising, then you get into too much detail about what it is you do, and then basically talk yourself out of a nail that night.
then end up munching the wrong sort of kebab , at 3am while surfing dnforum when u get back
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YOU end up munching a Kabob! a meaty one! hahahah lol
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:22 PM   #36 (permalink)
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you know you're a domainer if ...you have passwords coming out the whazoo...




P.S. if you checked to see if whazoo.com is taken you need help... like meeeee
dont waste your time it's taken hehehe

but the .org and info are still up for grabs

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Old 06-03-2008, 04:35 PM   #37 (permalink)
 
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...your friend/family asks you how much thisshitty.com would be worth and you just laugh and tell them regfee.
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:35 PM   #38 (permalink)
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You insist on tasting everything before you buy. I once licked the hood of a brand new car.

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Old 06-03-2008, 05:12 PM   #39 (permalink)
 
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..you put on your best slacks and make a youtube video for a .us domain.
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