You know you're a domainer if...

[Rockefeller]

Go ahead and add your own:


"You know you're a domainer if..."

[draggar]

You see a new story and run to the PC to check the availability of domains related to it.

[Rockefeller]

lol, yup, I've done it numerous times.

[BELLC1]

... you wake up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night but refuse to go back to bed until you've checked your email for offers.

[Bender]

... you wake up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night but refuse to go back to bed until you've checked your email for offers.

night?!?do you sleep nights?

[Rockefeller]

...your nights are fueled by Red Bull and a dim computer screen.

..your drive to work consists of Stop.com, Go.com, Turn.com, Speed.com....

...you gave your sister an LLL.com for her wedding.

[Bender]

...you gave your sister an LLL.com for her wedding.

....but not your best one, you just couldn't.

[Rockefeller]

...your Mustang's license plate reads "DOMAINS" and your Denali's plate reads "DOTCOMS"

[stewie]

Thanks Rock* I had this idea too glad you started this now im gonna be able to get these jokes outta my head... here's 3 to start

you know you're a domainer if....

-when you go to bed ..you start counting domains instead of sheep.

-when you watch every TV commerical and you wait to see if they plug the website.

-if you spin a name to find it taken , you get pissed off ...so you check whois only to find out you already own it. LOL

[DNP]

You use your digital recorder everywhere you go and record the names you want to check or submit the offers to. I record ~ 100 names a day.

[south]

You can't stay away from this forum for any length of time.

You check your parking accounts 10 times a day.

Your check your cj or linkshare accounts 10 times a day.

You scour tdnam / snapnames /etc 5 times a day.

You carry your handheld / laptop in the bathroom with you.

You check the yahoo buzz frequently.

You stop to write down names at each red light, or with knee on wheel while driving.

[Rockefeller]

lol, laptop in bathroom, I thought I was the only one!

...I also carry a pad of paper on me to write down domains/ideas..

[BELLC1]

Seriously, South, you need to get a life, man!

[south]

Seriously, South, you need to get a life, man!

Ha! .. one of these days...

[draggar]

You have to get up in the middle of the night.com because the puppy.com needs to go to the bathroom.com. You have to remember to get a baggie.com in case she poops.com and then you have to pick it up and throw it out in the trash.com

[AustinWeb]

Seriously, South, you need to get a life, man!

South has a life. The life of a domainer!

You know you are a domainer when...

You are sitting in a restaurant & overhear someone talking about a business idea, 5 minutes later you put your PDA phone away after registering several domains for the idea.

[Onward]

You think of better names (that are actually available) for 90% of the websites advertised on the side of Local company trucks...

[Credit]

Lol South and Rock - I guess the Laptop/bathroom is a trend - I'm in there too - often find myself forgetting that I'm in the bathroom and sit there for a while...

- when you keep refreshing DNF to see if there are any new posts, even after you did it 10 times in the past minute

[jlc]

Instead of counting sheep you count characters in a domain name.......

[Rockefeller]

...you get irritated if every domain seller HAS to call you and can't type out a simple email.