 000 |
Last Activity: Yesterday 11:13 PM
About Me
- About 000
- Biography
- 000's childhood fascination with bottling seltzer water led to his position today as public relations director of an international gas trade association. The association rejects demand driven just-in-time principles and nuisance regulations in favor of maximum production at all times. Excess CO2 is vented to atmosphere during periods of slack demand. The association is an equal opportunity employer and is currently drafting a new code of ethics following the felony convictions of a former CFO and external auditor. The group's board of directors has since been stacked with influential former public servants, much to the relief of silent partners. In his spare time 000 collects long domain names and chain smokes other people's cigarettes.
- Interests
- natural gas, hair products
- Occupation
- soft drink bottler
- Skills Set
- obfuscation, vote rigging, climate predictions - references available
- Industry/Specialty
- industrial gases
- Business Type
- Sole Proprietor
- Type of Organization
- Private Company
- Home Country
- United States
