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Old 11-13-2004, 11:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Beware of PHP! (& other ones :P )

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Originally Posted by gwdguy
The reason he got in trouble is the school said there is a an "unwritten" rule that says because of graffiti that kids are not allowed to have magic markers..
Few things I hate more than people getting prosecuted or disciplined for "unwritten rules". So horribly bad. Sometimes these rules aren't written down so that they don't get "flack" on them. I'm sure some of the more arcane laws on the books around the country are a source of embarrassment when people find them.

Some from my state:
  • At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
  • Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.
  • It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
  • Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
  • Bullets may not be used as currency.
  • No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

"I-I'm sorry officer what is this about? This is my aunt's funeral! Why are you doing this!"
"Check the books, son... you're on your FORTH sandwich. We have witnesses that have confirmed this. You have the right to an attorney..." :p

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Originally Posted by Kamajii
OMG I can't believe you are actually helping the underground PHP community by buying it and helping it stay on the streets. WE MUST PUTAN END TO THE EVIL PHP MENACE WHILE WE STILL CAN!!!!
Yes... I also hear there is an truly evil corporation that is the architect of this engine of distruction. They have the audacity to offer "enhancements" to this "PHP", allowing people to "optimze" its deleterious and intoxicating effects. They even sell these products openly from their website! The FBI have been informed of this ZEND corp...

~ Nexus
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