Because of where I've been actively doing, I know pros who can produce all kinds of cash copy for almost any website. When anyone needs a recommendation, feel free to drop me a line anytime and I'll put you in touch. (I'm not their manager, just want to help DNF members connect with the professionals to create good websites/businesses.)
dr00t, I'll PM you a recommendation and you can contact the cool copywriter.
Hope it helps,
DG
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