You own the .com domain name of your last two ex girlfriends
You don't have a "real job" just domain parking / buying & selling domains
It takes a LONG TIME to explain EXACTLY what it is you do (I say "online realestate")
You own your own name in .com, .net, .org (
Chris - net)
You have recurring nightmares of not renewing your best domain names only to find them then being auctioned off at snapnames or pool for $xxx,xxx ...lol
You automatically know the best typos of any site along with it's approx overture rating & traffic
You have the top keyword bids memorized from google & yahoo lol