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You have to love the seriousness behind the rationale of the zoo director.
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html
Bears eat man at beer festival
BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
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My theory is that this was a someone, the dead serb, who had registered a .mobi and was showing the crowd of partyers.
He was then drugged (as in "drug by the crowd) and stripped naked, poured beer all over his body, and then thrown into the cage, and stoned to death with stones, bricks, and beer cans.
The main piece of this puzzle is several mobile phones found inside the cage. Obviously, this was also part of the stoning frenzy.
Silly fools. The anti-mobi crowd almost got away with it. But we all know that bears can't punch a keypad with those long sharp claws and big stubby fingers and toes.
Plus Masha and Misha are T-Mobile subscribers. None of the phones in the cages were theirs and were Sprint, Verizon, Helio, AT&T, and other carriers.
Police are now checking the mobile communication records of each phone. Arrests are sure to follow. I just hope members of this forum were not involved.
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html
Bears eat man at beer festival
BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
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My theory is that this was a someone, the dead serb, who had registered a .mobi and was showing the crowd of partyers.
He was then drugged (as in "drug by the crowd) and stripped naked, poured beer all over his body, and then thrown into the cage, and stoned to death with stones, bricks, and beer cans.
The main piece of this puzzle is several mobile phones found inside the cage. Obviously, this was also part of the stoning frenzy.
Silly fools. The anti-mobi crowd almost got away with it. But we all know that bears can't punch a keypad with those long sharp claws and big stubby fingers and toes.
Plus Masha and Misha are T-Mobile subscribers. None of the phones in the cages were theirs and were Sprint, Verizon, Helio, AT&T, and other carriers.
Police are now checking the mobile communication records of each phone. Arrests are sure to follow. I just hope members of this forum were not involved.
