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CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Wise man say: Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers.
 
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Are these really Chinese proverbs? They all seem related to shit.

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Heh, fair enough. And WTF is that site? Some type of spirtual stuff for people without confidence?

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I like those proverbs, I don't think they're really Chinese, but they're funny :p
 

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thewird said:
Heh, fair enough. And WTF is that site? Some type of spirtual stuff for people without confidence?

thewird
lol I had a good laugh anyway... Now if all else fails, I'm the ordained

Minister Joseph Slabaugh!

It's as my old minister used to say that they hand out minister positions without being put there by God, and now they are doing this for free, just for filling out a form. Now all you to become an ordained minister, is to go to this site, and fill out this form, and you can start preaching whatever you want to preach.
 

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lol I had a good laugh anyway... Now if all else fails, I'm the ordained

Minister Joseph Slabaugh!

It's as my old minister used to say that they hand out minister positions without being put there by God, and now they are doing this for free, just for filling out a form. Now all you to become an ordained minister, is to go to this site, and fill out this form, and you can start preaching whatever you want to preach.

Heh, just goes to show you how religion is all bullshit and was only created so people would have something to believe in.

*I mean no offence to anyone with this but am only stating what I believe. Everyone has the right to his/her opinion.

thewird
 

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One of my favorite Chinese proverbs:

Man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind, wakes up with solution on hand.
 

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thewird said:
Heh, just goes to show you how religion is all bullshit and was only created so people would have something to believe in.

*I mean no offence to anyone with this but am only stating what I believe. Everyone has the right to his/her opinion.

thewird

Goes to show me? Nope, sorry, doesn't go to show me that. :cheeky:

But as this is a humor forum, I won't go into all that here. Allow me to simply contribute a few more Chinese proverbs not yet listed here (and probably shouldn't be listed here): http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list123.html

thewird said:
Are these really Chinese proverbs? They all seem related to shit.

Oh, by the way, this proverb is definitely NOT related to shit, despite what you may be thinking:

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
 

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FLe8 said:
Goes to show me? Nope, sorry, doesn't go to show me that. :cheeky:

But as this is a humor forum, I won't go into all that here. Allow me to simply contribute a few more Chinese proverbs not yet listed here (and probably shouldn't be listed here): http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list123.html



Oh, by the way, this proverb is definitely NOT related to shit, despite what you may be thinking:

I ment related to something of the ass.

thewird
 
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