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Getting married???

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BookaWedding.com

Then send the groom and his mates for some

MansClothiing.com

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btw.....

Make sure to serve HorsDoevres.con at the reception.

Give them some GreatTraveltips.com

and get them a good FashionRep.com and find them some DistinctiveClothing.com

Make sure they checktherates.com or checktherate.com

when they have kids send them to educationalkidsgames.com

:) I'll save the rest of the story for later
 

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Congrats.org on your wedding.

What is the name of your Finacee.org? Is it Denise.net, Marge.net, Terri.net, Deanna.org, Pammy.net, Brianna.net, Alissa.net, or Marge.org? Perhaps during the reception we can get everybody to do the Lambada.org.

The waiters.org at the Lucky7.net casino will make your dining.org experience a very special one. Order an apprtizer.org before you order the main course. They make the best desserts there, so be sure to order some ApplePie.org.

When you have finished eating dinner, walk back down the halls.org to your hotel room. You will probably HaveSexNow.com. When doing that, make sure your Thingy.net is covered. Hopefully your are a Sexpert.net and your fiancee.org moans.net a lot. Women like to eat after getting all gooey.net, so make sure you have some JunkFood.org handy.

Have fun and beware.net of the RiffRaff.net. There are a lot of Dangers.org in the crowds.net. Make sure you know where your pocketbooks.net are all the time so they do not get stolen.

Please drink and drive responsibly.com.

GoodBye.org.
 

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MansClothing.com????

Since when did we move to the planet of the apes? :D

W|Z
 

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Got it because some people still speak and think like apes...if it brings some traffic great, if not... just helps with the taxes : )

ovt for _46409 _"man clothing" ( return when _mans clothing is entered )
 

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... and for a simple ceremony, JusticeofthePeace.com
 

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And make sure they read a script from "theholyword.com"
(For Sale)
 

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Maybe on the honeymoon they can go to the perfectresort.com or maybe spend time in the Purewilderness.com.

And if she concieved on the trip they might have a creativekid.com or a actionkid.com or just have activechildren.com.

Then they'll need a new car so they can go to auto-dealerships.com and talk about carsanddrivers.com / cars-drivers.com with corporatepeople.com.

He can go out and buy some cyclingproducts.com and feel realtrendy.com!
She'll definately need an aerobicprogram.com after that.

IF she gives him a hard time about buying stuff.He'll give her a Tittietwister.com !

She'll tell him to eatmeraw.net!

And go find a lawyer.com ( ok...so this ones not mine! )

After that she'll go to ajewish.com to talk to her rabbi.

gotta get back to work-us.com ..talk to ya'll later
 

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and maybe when she gets back to the hotel, she can SmokeCrack.com to help enhance the pleasure of the CrazyWankerSex.com
 

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l o l .... I think she needs to getsexhelp.com ( letting this one drop btw ... for all you that need sex help)

She should get help because it MakesaDifference.com
 
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