Our New Humor Site!!

[lawpsych]

Hi, gang,

I wanted to let you know that our new (and long-awaited) site, AmeriCatIdol, is finally online. You can find it at: http://www.AmeriCatIdol.com. As some of you know, our Vice President of Non-Human Resources for Forensic Domains is a small (but big-hearted) little long-haired tabby cat named "Tucker." His official name, however, is Lorenzo T. "Tucker" Lion, Esq., CattorneyAtLaw. He is also the self-proclaimed first and only Ameri Cat Idol. Tucker is miffed, because the judges of the American Idol show have thus far failed to recognize his singing and dancing talents, and he has not been permitted the courtesy of even trying out for the show. So, he has taken his story to the Internet community, protesting that he has been discriminated against on the basis of his height and his species.

The first page of Tucker's new site is up and it introduces the many fun things that will be happening here. Soon, you will hear Tucker sing (both in his cat and "human" voices), see him dance (he's trying to emulate "Justin Timberwolf"), and answer any and all questions from his many fans. Please visit Tucker at his new site and start compiling your list of questions for him to tackle. He promises to respond to any and all questions related to advice to the lovelorn, politics, the general human condition, and life in general, from a feline perspective. Trust me if you have any sense of humor at all, you won't be disappointed.

Looking forward to seeing you at AmeriCat Idol soon!

Best regards,
Sheila and the kitties

 

[AHDOnline]

Funny Sheila.. I will be waiting for the rest

 

[Kevin]

You are off to a great start Sheila!

Keep it up!

Kevin

 

[guiwang]

Just visit the website,not finished yet.
Go on Kevin.

Bean

 

[AnakiN-]

OKay, looks alright. Maybe I'll read it all one day, too

 

[lawpsych]

OKay, looks alright. Maybe I'll read it all one day, too

Thanks for taking a look, guys. We're adding new stuff daily, particularly questions that are posed to Tucker and his responses, from a cat's perspective. The first question posed to him by a visitor was, "With all of his resources, why does Donald Trump have such a bad haircut?" Tucker is working on his response to this question and is open to answering any and all questions from those who have always wondered what cats are secretly thinking about as they watch the all-too-often absurd behavior of their human pets.

He has decided that it is time for cats to own up to the fact that they have been secretly laughing at their human pets for too long, and it is now time to step forward and tell all.

If you have a question you would like Tucker to answer, just drop him a note at: [email protected]. He will soon have his own email address at AmeriCat Idol, but until then, his address at Forensic Domains will work just fine.

Tucker will also be posting some of the funniest cat videos he has found while surfing the web. Some of these are really funny, so take a look when you have a chance.

Best regards,
Sheila
on behalf of Lorenzo T. "Tucker" Lion, Esq.,
CattorneyAtLaw and
The AmeriCatIdol

 

[AHDOnline]

I'm sold now that you have some cat stevens up there..

 

[lawpsych]

I'm sold now that you have some cat stevens up there..

Thanks for noticing, AHD! Of course we have CAT Stevens on Tucker's web site!! I was a fan of Cat Stevens long before Tucker even existed. I wish I could find a midi of his "Remember the Days of the Old Schoolyard," which is one of my favorites. If you run across a copy anywhere, please let me know.

When you have a chance, listen to Tucker's rendition of the "Disgusting Cat Food Song," which is now also listed in the "music section." It's not Cat Stevens, but it's appropriate, somehow.

Take care, and thanks for noticing the addition of "CAT" to our site. It wouldn't be the same without his music!

Best regards,
Sheila

 

[Stinos]

looks nice, keep up the good work.

 

[AHDOnline]

Lol. "Cat" Stevens is the best. I happen to have that song in front of me now. See if i can find the midi for ya..

Keep it up

 

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