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The difference between GUTS and BALLS

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The difference between GUTS and BALLS:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Medicallyspeaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
 
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The difference between GUTS and BALLS:

BALLS - "Is what you grab and hold onto while stumbling around in the dark, trying to find the light switch without waking her."


GUTS - Is what falls out your stomach, when she stabs your ass with a steak knife, because she thought you was a burglar"


but if you got real balls and the guts to do it, just tell your ole lady before you go out....not to wait up


cause it's party time!!

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You guys are comedians :D
 
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