John Berryhill is going to be the next Jon Stewart!
Yesterday I was hiking up a local mounain near the city (San Diego) here. As I go up, 3 fire trucks roar in with lights and sirens, and a helicopter arrives overhead. After circling, a cable is lowered and someone is lifted to the helicopter, and all go away.
I figure I'll see what happened in the news.
NOPE. Today's lead story was that a statue of a wholly mammoth is being carried by truck from Chicago to the local zoo. I have no idea how that could even be considered news, let alone a lead story.
OH YEAH. The local paper is goingv bankrupt and they're not sure why.