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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .
Are all of these children yours?â
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of these children yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Golly I wish I could think so quickly!
Subject: Stress Management
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are chirping in
the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret
place. You are in total seclusion from that place called
the "world."
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air
with a cascade of serenity. The water is so clear that
you can easily make out the face of the person whose
head you are holding under the water.
There now.......feeling better?
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .
Are all of these children yours?â
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of these children yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Golly I wish I could think so quickly!
Subject: Stress Management
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are chirping in
the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret
place. You are in total seclusion from that place called
the "world."
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air
with a cascade of serenity. The water is so clear that
you can easily make out the face of the person whose
head you are holding under the water.
There now.......feeling better?
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