Anyone know what these Japanese signs mean? ;-)

[DNWizardX9]

http://www.safety-snow.com/hyoushiki-a.htm
2. Both your legs must be of equal size to enter?
5. No Singing?
6. No skiing with an American flag in your hand? ;-) j/k/
8. whats behind his back? lol
9. Absolutely no making love on the premises. (arrows pointing opposite directions)

 

[tekz999]

haha
There are some chinese characters, and heres translation for some of them:
2) No trespassing.
4) No sliding
8) No flying down from the seats
9) No legs swinging

The signs are for snow boarding and skiing areas