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We're back in primary school again for this joke.
Okay. Teacher asks class: "Now children, we're going to start looking at some grown-up words. Can anyone tell me what 'contagious' means?"
Little Becky. Hand up. "Please Miss, my brother had a cold and he passed it on to me. That's what contagious means."
Teacher: "Excellent Becky!"
Little Davey: "Please Miss, my brother had chicken pox and I caught it very quickly because it's very contagious."
Teacher: "First class answer Davey."
Little Paddy at the back: "Please Miss, I know what it means."
Teacher: "Come now Patrick, are you sure?"
Paddy: "Yez muss. Me faather told me that Seamus next door was painting his house with a 2-inch paintbrush."
Teacher: "Well, Patrick?"
Paddy: "Well muss, he said it was goin to teek the contagious."
Okay. Teacher asks class: "Now children, we're going to start looking at some grown-up words. Can anyone tell me what 'contagious' means?"
Little Becky. Hand up. "Please Miss, my brother had a cold and he passed it on to me. That's what contagious means."
Teacher: "Excellent Becky!"
Little Davey: "Please Miss, my brother had chicken pox and I caught it very quickly because it's very contagious."
Teacher: "First class answer Davey."
Little Paddy at the back: "Please Miss, I know what it means."
Teacher: "Come now Patrick, are you sure?"
Paddy: "Yez muss. Me faather told me that Seamus next door was painting his house with a 2-inch paintbrush."
Teacher: "Well, Patrick?"
Paddy: "Well muss, he said it was goin to teek the contagious."
