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Domain name humor (humour for .uk'ers)

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adoptabledomains

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I think this forum needs some humor. Maybe funny stories of domains seen, buyers questions, or funny uses for domains. Maybe if we get enough posts gregr will make it a separate subforum.

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Let's start with a top 10 list:


Top 10 reasons to sell domain names

10. Registrars are such fine upstanding organizations we need to keep them in business.

9. A librarian gave me this hot investment tip about a new dictionary word.

8. To use the cool new language I learned, like: "I snapped this dn at enom that was dropped from the nsi zone file after the RGP and registry hold period. It's now parked on my IP by changing the DNS to point to my php page where mySQL redirects it to a ppc affiliate."

7. I always wanted to own property in foreign countries. Now I own property.bz, property.de, property.co.uk, property.jp....

6. Phive yearz ago I coon't evun spell domayne-naim. Now Aye cell them.

5. My father and grandfather were cybersquatters and I'm carrying on the family business.

4. They cancelled Wheel of Fortune and Vanna now helps me pick the letters.

3. I won my first grade spelling bee and knew this was a profession for me. (...I start second grade next year).

2. My state has no legal lottery.

1. Do you really expect me to USE this domain name?

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