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I came home last night a little drunk and went straight to bed. As I started to get undressed I noticed a man outside rummaging around in my car.

"HEY" I shouted from the bedroom window.

He said, "What?"

I said, "You've got 10 seconds to get away from my car before I call the police."

He said, "You've got 5 seconds to get out of my house before I break your legs."
 
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