For The Ladies

[Chuck]

My wife sent me this for some reason, I guess she thinks they are funny .......

One day myhousework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt…Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on thewashing machine?'​

'It depends,' Ireplied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'​

He yelled back, 'OHIO STATE!'​

And they sayblondes are dumb...
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A couple is lyingin bed. The man says,'I am going to makeyou the happiest woman in the world.'​

The woman replies,'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,'honey, what do you think theneighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'​

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?​

A: A rumor!
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A man and his wife,now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned90!!!​

Gotta love thatfairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.AMEN
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Q: Why do littleboys whine?​

A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does itmean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?​

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?​

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
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Q: How do youkeep your husband from reading your e-mail?​

A: Rename theemail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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[Melly]

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
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hilarious!
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