funeral

[dotcomgiant]

A long funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band ,it's lead by a man walking a lion.Behind the coffin walk atleast 300 people. A bystander ask the man - "What's going on?" "My lion ate my wife and this is her funeral," is the reply. "Could I borrow your lion?"ask the bystander. "Sorry,but you'll have to get at the end of that line ,"said the man, pointing to the 300 people folllowing the coffin.

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[andr3w]

Good joke to piss off women. :laugh:

 

[chording]

"Sorry,but you'll have to get at the end of that line ,"said the man, pointing to the 300 people folllowing the coffin.

--- :cheeky: :cheeky:

Might be 300 women following... :-D

 

[Crazysah]

Roflmao!

 

[dturnbull]

lol, funny

 

[sufi]

Very funny joke, I couldn't stop laughing when i read this.... Muaaaahhhaaaaaaa

 

[Stinos]

rofl

 

[mikesherov]

good joke... reminds me of a few good woman jokes.

 

[HairyEmpire]

Yah, that was above average, actually pretty damn good

 

[VisualDigits]

Real good, real rude. I like it.