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Girls at ATM

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manish

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*Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM
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*Boys:
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1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card

*Girls:
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1-Drive to the bank

2-Check make-up in the mirror

3- Apply perfume

4- Manually check haircut

5- Park car - failure

6- Park car - failure

7- Park car - success

8- Search for the card in the handbag

9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

10- Throw phone card back in handbag

11- look for bank card

12- Insert card

13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written n handbag

14- Enter code

15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

16- #Cancel#

17- Re-enter code

18- #Cancel#

19- Call husband/boy frnd to get correct code

20- Enter desired amount

21- #Error#

22- Enter bigger amount

23- #Error#

24- Enter maximum amount

25- Cross fingers

26- Take cash

27- Go back to the car

28- Check make-up in rear mirror

29- Look for keys in handbag

30- Start car

31- Drive 50 meters

32- STOP

33- Drive back to bank machine

34- Go out of the car

35- Take card back from machine

36- Go back to the car

37- Throw card on passenger seat

38- Check make-up in rear mirror

39- Manually check haircut

40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

41- BREAK

42- Go into roundabout - right way

43- Drive 5 kilometers

44- Remove hand break

Hahaha Cheers.......
 
dang.. that was pretty hilarious!! thanks :cheeky:
 
Yummy, I love hearing these jokes.

thewird
 
Kinda exaggerating but pretty true.
 
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