Good pick up lines

[Ed30]

"Your eyes are like spanners, when I look into them my nuts tighten".

 

[_Yakov_]

Y - Hi, would you have my kids?
S - No
Y - Can we just practice ?

 

[Dingo]

Q: Have you got any Australian in you?

A: No

Q: You want some?

 

[TooMuch2AM]

"My god! - You don't sweat much for a fat bird!"

 

[Cash Is King]

Originally posted by TooMuch2AM
"My god! - You don't sweat much for a fat bird!"

 

[Sharpy]

...You remind me of my first wife....I've never been married...

...let's do breakfast tomorrow...shall I call you or nudge you...

...look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes...

...you must be tired....Why?...'cause you've been running through my mind all night....

 

[thinkaholic]

I seem to have lost my hotel key...can I have yours?

 

[Domainaholic]

I have one that has never failed me, but might scare most folks:

Will you marry me?

 

[_Yakov_]

Originally posted by fastautos
ask: Do you sleep on your stomach?
If she says 'yes' then say: Will you Sleep on mine

If she says 'no' then say: Can I?

:embarrass :dead:

 

[Beachie]

"Excuse me, do you have the time?"

"Do you have the energy?"