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I couldn't help not sharing this... enjoy!
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! Whatthe hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'partyatmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessmanin this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thussaving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we couldcharge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of thetips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry wouldsee record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a goldenopportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! Whatthe hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'partyatmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessmanin this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thussaving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we couldcharge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of thetips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry wouldsee record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a goldenopportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
