Just in case you think you're having a bad day!

[Mr Webname]

Charles Edward Jones was convicted in February of robbing a Wachovia Bank in Miami with the key evidence being a DNA match to two gold teeth that were knocked out of his mouth when he stepped into a street during his getaway and was hit by a school lunch van.
Compounding his lack of clear getaway thinking was the fact that he had just fired his gun into his pants as he tried to stuff it into his waistband.

[CNN-Reuters, 2-5-03]

 

[fizz]

Ouch!!!

 

[DrWho]

http://www.whocutthecheez.com/Jokes/archive/030402.htm

 

[Mr Webname]

"His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he along with 5 other divers were laughing hysterically."


At least you always know that you'll get sympathy from your friends!

 

[DrWho]

Originally posted by Mr Webname
"His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he along with 5 other divers were laughing hysterically."


At least you always know that you'll get sympathy from your friends!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[CoolHost.com]

Reminds me of the burglar who, after robbing 5 or 6 neighborhood homes, went into the local bar on THE SAME DAY and started bragging about not getting caught. True story.
Serving 10 years now, the dummy!
LOL.