Killer

[wizza36]

In the newspaper the other day there was an article about the police having a distress call from a neighbour saying that the woman next door hadn't been seen for a while.

The police arrived, entered the house after various attempts of knocking the door and found a woman lying in the bath, she was dead and had pieces of banana, strawberry's and cornflakes and milk in the bath with her.

The police was susprised but in a conference they said that it was the work of a cereal killer.

Get it????

 

[Mr Webname]

The quality of that joke reminds me of another, based on a "999" ("911") telephone conversation:-

Woman: "Hello, there's been a shooting - the guy's lying on the floor, there's blood everywhere and the gun has been thrown down beside him - I think he's dead."

Controller: "Okay, keep calm and follow my instructions - can you go and make sure he's dead?"

Woman: "Okay just a minute."



(A gunshot is heard over the telephone link).

Woman: "Yes, okay he's definitely dead now!"

 

[wizza36]

lol, thats good, never heard that one before...

 

[cwsteam.com]

wizza36, i dont get it. F1

 

[wizza36]

Ok,

Found in corn flakes (breakfast cereal) milk (included in breakfast) banana's (in some cereals)...

It's just a breakast really...

 

[Stinos]

haha stupid but great

 

[domainfaith.com]

the 2nd one was cool