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A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clockin the morning!
>
> > > He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> > > "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> > > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> > > "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> > > "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
> there!"
>
> > > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
> > >
> > > "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and
> those two guys helped us?
> > >
> > > I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>
> > > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> pounding rain.
>
> > > He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
> > > "Yes" comes back the answer.
>
> > > "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
>
> > > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
> > > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> > > "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
:biggrin1: :-D :greenlaugh:
> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clockin the morning!
>
> > > He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> > > "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> > > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> > > "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> > > "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
> there!"
>
> > > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
> > >
> > > "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and
> those two guys helped us?
> > >
> > > I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>
> > > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> pounding rain.
>
> > > He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
> > > "Yes" comes back the answer.
>
> > > "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
>
> > > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
> > > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> > > "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
:biggrin1: :-D :greenlaugh:
