Oldie but goodies..

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Air traffic controller quotes!

http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you."

(DD - do you know that guy? )