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Johnn

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Conversation over dinner:

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: Crap
 

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that was good.started an argument with my wife lol
 

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Foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!! :pound:
 

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Correct Answer to Q2: Oh, I do like our married life, my dear, but I would be so horribly distraught at your loss that I would have to live the life of a celibate ever more, unable to bear the idea of forming such a tenuous emotional bond ever again.

I've got my bases covered for this one ;)
 
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