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"I spent ã30,000 on psychic telephone helplines and not one of them predicted that I would end up broke"
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Quote of the day.
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LOL :laugh:
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i could have told you that NP would have said LOL, but it cost me $100 on the same number..
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Three more
From a packet of condoms:
"To be used at all conceivable times".
From a bottle of "Nytol" sleeping tablets:
"Warning, may cause drowsiness"
From a pack of "Sainsbury's" salmon fillets.
"Warning, contains fish"
From a packet of condoms:
"To be used at all conceivable times".
From a bottle of "Nytol" sleeping tablets:
"Warning, may cause drowsiness"
From a pack of "Sainsbury's" salmon fillets.
"Warning, contains fish"
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And another....
Quote from Peter Sissons UK news reporter:-
"I'm on two different diets at the moment ....... I don't seem to get enough to eat on one!"
Quote from Peter Sissons UK news reporter:-
"I'm on two different diets at the moment ....... I don't seem to get enough to eat on one!"
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