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This is sooo bad though its good...
A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid.
"Certainly Sir," says Jervaise the waiter, "Would you like to choose your
squid from the tank over there?"
"I'll have that little green one with the moustache" says the customer.
"Oh no!" replies Jervaise "but he's my favourite! - He's so small and cute
and friendly and we've had him here for years and years. Surely you'd prefer
one of the younger, bigger, meatier ones?"
"No" says the customer "It's got to be that one".
So Jervaise gets the little old green squid out and puts him on the chopping
block, raises his knife and ....... the little old green squid
looks up and smiles, twitching his straggly little grey moustache into a big
friendly grin!
"It's no good", says Jervaise, "I can't do it. I'll have to ask Hans who
does the washing up. He's a big, tough brute - he'll be able to do the evil
deed."
So out comes Hans, while Jervaise disappears off in tears. Hans picks up the
knife, raises it to chop the little old green squid's head off and
......once again the little old friendly squid looks up and smiles, wiggling
his little legs and twitching his little moustache. So Hans, too, finds it
impossible to kill him.
The moral?
Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervaise with my old green hairy-lip
squid.
A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid.
"Certainly Sir," says Jervaise the waiter, "Would you like to choose your
squid from the tank over there?"
"I'll have that little green one with the moustache" says the customer.
"Oh no!" replies Jervaise "but he's my favourite! - He's so small and cute
and friendly and we've had him here for years and years. Surely you'd prefer
one of the younger, bigger, meatier ones?"
"No" says the customer "It's got to be that one".
So Jervaise gets the little old green squid out and puts him on the chopping
block, raises his knife and ....... the little old green squid
looks up and smiles, twitching his straggly little grey moustache into a big
friendly grin!
"It's no good", says Jervaise, "I can't do it. I'll have to ask Hans who
does the washing up. He's a big, tough brute - he'll be able to do the evil
deed."
So out comes Hans, while Jervaise disappears off in tears. Hans picks up the
knife, raises it to chop the little old green squid's head off and
......once again the little old friendly squid looks up and smiles, wiggling
his little legs and twitching his little moustache. So Hans, too, finds it
impossible to kill him.
The moral?
Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervaise with my old green hairy-lip
squid.
