Talking Dog

[QuantumBeam]

k: Talking Dog

> > > One day down in Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of
a house
> > > "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner,
> > > Bubba, tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy
> > > goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just
> > > sitting there.
> > >
> > > "You talk?" he asks.
> > > "Yep," the lab replies.
> > > "So, what's your story?"
> > >
> > > The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift
> > > pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so
> > > I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had
> > > me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
> > > with spies and world leaders, because no one
> > > figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one
> > > of their most valuable spies eight years running.
> > > The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
> > > I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
> > > down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
> > > some undercover security work, mostly wandering
> > > near suspicious characters and listening in. I
> > > uncovered some incredible dealings there and was
> > > awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess
> > > of puppies, and now I'm retired."
> > >
> > > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba
> > > what he wants for the dog.
> > >
> > > "Ten dollars."
> > >
> > > The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth
> > > are you selling him so cheap?"
> > >
> > > "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

 

[freestyler]

good one

 

[Stinos]

hehe indeed, nice one