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On the show "Are You Smarter than a 5th grader?"

Jeff Foxworthy: What is the only planet in our solar system that has one vowel in its name?

Blonde chick in cheerleader oufit: uuuum...I just went blank. (me: You think?)

Pause.

Blonde chick: I'm sure I know this. I'm just blank right now...

Beat.

Blonde chick: Well I'm just going to go with this even though I know it's wrong...Neptune?

Jeff Foxworthy: No. M...

Pause

Jeff Foxworthy: A...

beat beat beat and then ding ding ding

Her eyes widen and she gasps...

Blonde chick: Mars

At least she's heard of Mars before. Seems she doesn't know what a vowel is though
 
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