Things you don't want to hear from technical support

[Stinos]

1. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

2. "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

3. "So -- what are you wearing?"

4. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

5. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

6. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

7. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

8. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

9. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

10. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

11. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

 

[stagefour]

hehehe. Of course you wouldnt want to hear from them those thing. they make you feel insecure. har har har... thats great though.

 

[JuniperPark]

"Sir, Pool isn't responsible for anything, we just take your money and tell you who your new registar is. No sir, we don't care that they won't give you access to your domain, or that they have no website. Yes, sir, the may be operating out of a garage in Peru. Buh bye."