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When it's time to go home...

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Dale Hubbard

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.

This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
 

khuldun

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I didnt really get it :( was it that her wife would look good coz he got too drunk or was it the sarcasm?
 

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LOL...Beer goggles
 
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