I Think My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me

[Johnn]

Send me her picture and if she looks good and can have my PI guys to check on both her and your bike.

Just so you know we need to change her DNS for the traffic test.

 

[havlock]

This can be a sign of a very serious and much deeper problem, which you should address immediately.

Two stroke engines will burn a certain amount of oil normally, but you shouldn't see leakage on the valve covers.

You might try re-seating them yourself, but I would recommend taking the bike to a qualified mechanic.

You should have noticed the leakage earlier, but in general you seem too distracted by minor and unimportant things, like your girlfriend. You need to set your priorities straight and pay closer attention to your motorcycle.

I love this guy, no bullshit whatsoever.

 

[Gerry]

Lord no, don't get someone else involved.

That might be why she is so screwed as it is.

Sounds to me like she needs a good going over. And I mean all over.

A leak may be signs of a more serious issue. You did the right thing by cumming to us for advice.

I think she needs a serious valve job.

While your are at it, you'll want to change her oil and really lube that baby up.

This may be a little messy but it works for me..

And it may take more than one attempt until you get it right.

You really need to plug her leak until there is no more oozing out.

Make sure you have the right size plug. Too little is just not going to do anything for her and too big, well it just won't go in.

If you have the wrong size oil plug, you're just not going to do it right and she won't be happy. Then she will have to go somewhere else to see if someone else can do it right.

Okay, now that you think you have the right size plug, you're going to have to play around with the hole a little to get her all lubed up and ready to receive that plug.

You'll know you've done it wrong when it starts out moaning and purring but then starts getting making this real *****ie and odd sound. When she starts whining and just doesn't feel or sound right, you'll need to stop and start over.

If her valves are knocking then you need to start all over until you do it right. You might need a third person to really make her scream. The best thing about this is you only have to stand back or sit and watch how a real pro does it.

When you're ready to give it another try, you better be sure to wear something to protect you. You want to be sure there are no foreign objects in there and use only new oil, not any that has been used before. Because once you place that plug in and really pumping that oil to her you had better hope you're doing it right and she is happy with it.

If you're doing it right but she starts screaming real loud you are going to have to thrust something in there to make her shut up and not wake up the neighbors. If nothing is oozing out then you know you she likes it. A little drip here in there is nothing to worry about. You might have to clean her up a little and make sure you didn't get any on yourself.

If you continue to have problems then you're not going to be able to ride her. And you definitely don't want to let anyone else on her. That could really mess things up. Especially if they have an accident and and she comes back all banged up. Sure, you can confront the other person about the condition they left her in but hey, they can deny it and it might end up being your problem anyways.

Otherwise, you are just going to wear her engine out and you might as well put her on the curb with a FOR SALE sign her.

As for the problem with your girlfriend, I wouldn't take the advice of anyone here.

 

[Sonny Banks]

I dont know who has the worse problem then Carter, you or your girlfriend....

Me me
My dog is a stallion...a basset stallion lol

 

[havlock]

Send me her picture and if she looks good and can have my PI guys to check on both her and your bike.

Just so you know we need to change her DNS for the traffic test.

http://rex.com/girl.jpg

Here's a pic, maybe I can just forward her?

 

[Sonny Banks]

http://rex.com/girl.jpg

Here's a pic, maybe I can just forward her?

Nice teeth probably she cheat you with a dentist

Who is this girl the tata of Michael Jackson?

 

[Johnn]

http://rex.com/girl.jpg

Here's a pic, maybe I can just forward her?

It's a ladyboy?

 

[oppo]

I'm so addicted to domaining that my girlfriend cheat me with my dog lol

hoping you have a german dogge, not a "Paris Hilton" one..lol

best wishes
oppo
Strapon.info

 

[stewie]

of course my response was a joke...lol you think any guy is going to lend his bike to a girl..ound:

besides i figured this would have solved both his problems cause she is probably seeing the dealer LOL

:yo:

 

[Sonny Banks]

hoping you have a german dogge, not a "Paris Hilton" one..lol

best wishes
oppo
Strapon.info

My dog come from Naples trash

 

[havlock]

Yes if you don't sell me your girlfriend

Carter, I've decided that she must go with the successful sale of REX.COM

 

[Sonny Banks]

Carter, I've decided that she must go with the successful sale of REX.COM

Oh Lord I don't want die young!
Probably she need a fetish bulldog not a domainer lol

 

[havlock]

Oh Lord I don't want die young!
Probably she need a fetish bulldog not a domainer lol

Carter, she is very tolerant of the domaining addiction, and maybe she would be fond of your dog too.

 

[Gerry]

I went to a great deal of trouble to tell you how to fix this issue with her. Not sure what the hell every one else is talking about.

Putting a dog on her?

She have a basket big enough for a dog?

Most likely he'll have to ride on the back of her.

Man, don't post pictures on the web. Everyone will want to do her like that and you know it isn't safe.

 

[Chuck]

This can be a sign of a very serious and much deeper problem, which you should address immediately.

Two stroke engines will burn a certain amount of oil normally, but you shouldn't see leakage on the valve covers.

You might try re-seating them yourself, but I would recommend taking the bike to a qualified mechanic.

LMAO :lol:

But seriously, I do have a two stroke that leaks :yes:

 

[havlock]

If her valves are knocking then you need to start all over until you do it right. You might need a third person to really make her scream. The best thing about this is you only have to stand back or sit and watch how a real pro does it.

When you're ready to give it another try, you better be sure to wear something to protect you. You want to be sure there are no foreign objects in there and use only new oil, not any that has been used before. Because once you place that plug in and really pumping that oil to her you had better hope you're doing it right and she is happy with it.

If you're doing it right but she starts screaming real loud you are going to have to thrust something in there to make her shut up and not wake up the neighbors. If nothing is oozing out then you know you she likes it. A little drip here in there is nothing to worry about. You might have to clean her up a little and make sure you didn't get any on yourself.

Carter, we might need your assistance if a third person becomes necessary, after all she is an Italian!

 

[Sonny Banks]

Carter, we might need your assistance if a third person becomes necessary, after all she is an Italian!

An Italian shemale lol

I have the solution: you sell that dark-teeth-girl in the $1 auction section of the forum so the winner can flip her to Buydomains

And we are all happy :lol:

 

[havlock]

I have the solution: you sell that dark-teeth-girls in the $1 auction section of the forum so the winner can flip her to Buydomains

You think she would sell there or would I have to pay to send her off?

 

[Sonny Banks]

You think she would sell there or would I have to pay to send her off?

No Sedo fees!
She will sell fast is full of YouPorn watchers on DNF

 

[Tia Wood]

This can be a sign of a very serious and much deeper problem, which you should address immediately.

Two stroke engines will burn a certain amount of oil normally, but you shouldn't see leakage on the valve covers.

You might try re-seating them yourself, but I would recommend taking the bike to a qualified mechanic.

You should have noticed the leakage earlier, but in general you seem too distracted by minor and unimportant things, like your girlfriend. You need to set your priorities straight and pay closer attention to your motorcycle.

I literally loled.