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1. At The Pharmacy
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some"?
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does"?



2. Spiders
I was reading how a female spider will kill and then eat the male spider after mating.

I guess female spiders know that life insurance is easier to collect than child support.

3. This is not my site
http://johns-jokes.com/afiles/images/clean-toilet-1.jpeg
http://johns-jokes.com/afiles/images/clean-toilet-2.jpeg

 

[tekz999]

haha